Silver Tongue

Sep 09

How to get a gf

pia-soleildiddle:

1.) Ask about her hair.

2.) Tell her your body is a manifestation of light .

3.) Tell her how you saved her planet and her species.

4.) Receive code

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no-lasko:

littlebluecaboose:

me trying to explain my ocs, their motivations, and all their multitude of aus to my friends

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When all my ocs are just sexy characters that I felt like drawing but people want to know the backstory and I start making shit up on the spot.

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thestirge:
“ So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He...

thestirge:

So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”

So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.

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deyogee:

I have so much to draw help

you could stream it. That could help

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(Source: pain76, via deep-sea-prince)

Space deer is not your average doe. If you want her venison, you’re gonna have to fight for it. Or else you may be on the other end of the food chain, much to @scraps-is-busy surprise.

Space deer is not your average doe. If you want her venison, you’re gonna have to fight for it. Or else you may be on the other end of the food chain, much to @scraps-is-busy surprise.

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