that awkward moment when you’re discussing the holocaust in class, and you, the only jewish person in the classroom, raise your hand to speak, and the teacher literally says “i don’t want to hear the jewish perspective.”
and then, in the same breath, asks, “what causes such rampant antisemitism?”
Yikes ™
Oh my god
WoooooooooooW
._.
they
don’t want to hear the jewish perspective
on the Holocaust
And
And this is a person whose actually allowed to TEACH?
My suggestion?
Tell the head of this school/college your at that you think this teacher has been drinking during work hours
Get them fired
Keep them from dragging the american education system even further into the abyss it’s currently wallowing in
jfc
“Black students put your hands down we don’t want the Black Perspective on the civil rights struggle”
- This worthless disgrace to the teaching profession probably
Your name is BAWHBB RAHHSS, and before you discovered the JOYS OF PAINTING, you were a SUBJUGGULATOR. Eventually, you got tired of CULLING AND YELLING AT PEOPLE, so you decided to channel your efforts into a more GENTLE HOBBY. You’re actually REALLY GOOD AT IT and produce videos so other trolls can learn how to paint.
While many trolls say they love your VIDEOS ON HOW TO PAINT, there are many who consider you a TRAITOR to other PURPLEBLOODS. As a result, you live OFF THE GRID, filming in a different location than where you live. The camera crew you hired don’t ask questions and have been paid to keep your location a secret. Thank the messiahs being a subjug paid well.
Your handle is gardenArtist and you talk with a calm, reassuring voice :).
if you’re looking for legal ways to incapacitate alt right guys at rallies or protests just shout “WHICH GRAPHICS CARD SHOULD I GET” towards them and watch them all fight to the death
Just a warning for those who aren’t aware: the porn bots on here are becoming out of hand, and are now starting to reblog people’s selfies and are actually adding sketchy links along with sexual captions. I think, until this problem is fixed (let’s hope it will be), it’s probably wise you don’t post any selfies if you don’t want your face being on a porn blog, especially if you’re a minor. Take care!
i think andrew hussie is a master class case study in author anonymity
like, who even gives a shit about death of the author when the author barely exists metatextually anyway? his public friends are all people associated with or who worked at one point on homestuck, his social media reveals nothing about him personally, and the only pieces of personal information he discloses are pieces of disjointed, unrelated, or “is he joking?” type material. i know he’s a sagittarius but i don’t know if he has parents. i know he has a giant blue horse dildo somewhere in his home, but i don’t know which state he lives in.
nobody within the past 500-600 years of literature has managed to write something as big as homestuck and remain as secretive as he has. most authors are tempted by the fame offered to them via their work and immediately flood their audience with personal disclosure, try to make themselves celebrities. not hussie. hussie wrote one of the biggest pieces of internet literature in history and stayed completely off the map for all of it.
update: apparently he’s not a sagittarius, he’s a virgo. great so the only thing i knew about him was that he owned a giant blue horse dick
all i know is that he once sent shelby cragg none pizza with left beef
I heard you can only see him on foggy nights behind an olive garden after downing 5 faygos mixed with red bull and if you beat him in a fist fight, he reveals all the secrets of Homestuck
In my linguistics class we were talking about “insertion” which is basically when you say a word and pronounce an extra letter or sound even though it’s not written in the word itself, to which my professor used the example of “hamster” because when you say it you pronounce a “p” even though it’s not written and this group of guys were going through an existential crisis because they couldn’t believe they said hamster with a “p” and one kid began to question everything in his life and it was beautiful
My favourite example along these lines is the hidden nasal sounds in English that you don’t even realize you’re producing. Everyone knows about /m/ and /n/ because they have distinct letters, but there’s also a sound that’s often written “ng” and yet not actually pronounced as n+g. For example, “ng” in “finger” is pronounced like “n+g” but “ng” in “singer” is a totally distinct sound (known as “engma” and written /ŋ/ in the IPA).
Even more obscurely, /m/ is normally produced with a closure of the two lips, but when it’s found before /f/ or /v/, it gets pronounced with the teeth on the lips instead, just like /f/ and /v/ are, as in “comfort” or “symphony”. The IPA symbol for this is /ɱ/, and I don’t think it technically has a fun name, but I call it “emfma” by analogy with “engma” and every linguist I’ve said it to has understood me.
