Silver Tongue

Sep 09

OC FIGHT

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somebody draw an oc, then i’ll draw an oc, then we’ll argue about which will win in a fight

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thid is my oc Rita. she generates squids out of thin air and throws them at her -usually confused and disgusted- ennemies. she comes from a long line of squid generating warriors and she is ruthless.

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Oh, crap! Battle Beard’s dad was killed by a squid! This battle will be PERSONAL!

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unaware of Battle Beard’s harsh feeling towards squid, RITA SENDS OUT HER SPECIAL BOXING SQUID!!!

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Oh, dang, Battle Beard takes out his two harpoons: Ishmael and Queequeg! Things are heating up!

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WHAT A FIGHT!

Battle Beard unleashes his special move:

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THE FISTICUFFS PROVE TO BE TOO MUCH FOR THE BOXING SQUID!!!

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defeated, the poor boneless creature vanishes… (don’t worry kids, it’s only ink)

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Rita has lost her best fighter! she’s mad with madness! she throws a cute aerodynamic squid at Battle Beard!

Battle Beard prepares to dodge, but...

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That cute aerodynamic squid is SUPER CUTE! I dare say it’s adorable, even!

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How can Battle Beard attack such an adorable creature? He realizes that maybe his hatred of all squid kind is irrational, and that he-

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AAUGH

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Rita laughs in an evil and posh way! her cute squid had the intended effect!

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… but? what is this?

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exhausted from creating so much cuteness, Rita collapses!

Wait, did I win?

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What’s going on here?

yes. And now Battle Beard has a cute squid as a trophy.

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not sure if this is a good thing, though…

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Alright, the end.

(via adurot)

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kilalabunnies:
“ Snailsla by jolteongirl
I made a DA la emoticon for snails because he didn’t have one ^u^
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kilalabunnies:

Snailsla by jolteongirl

I made a DA la emoticon for snails because he didn’t have one ^u^

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elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

sapphire is the kind of gay that will randomly call things she likes gay with absolutely no lead in to the statement

Pearl: Ah, Sapphire! I just finished fixing the clock on Steven’s microwave!

Sapphire: I see.

Sapphire:

Sapphire: Moths are gay.

on the flip side ruby is the kind of gay to dramatically, sarcastically proclaim even the slightest inconvenience to her as anti-gay

Ruby: WET SOCKS ARE HOMOPHOBIC

Amethyst: … explain

Ruby: IM GAY AND THEY MAKE MY GAY FEET FEEL GROSS AND ALSO I HATE THEM

Amethyst: …………. true

(via bloodsbane)

adurot:
“ jake-richmond:
“ Modest Medusa and Jenny the Mermaid cosplaying in Star Trek uniforms!
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Ok, now That is definitely a “red shirt” ”
it’s red in the sense that it’s a reference of uhura who is the one who handled all the calls the ship...

adurot:

jake-richmond:

Modest Medusa and Jenny the Mermaid cosplaying in Star Trek uniforms!

Ok, now That is definitely a “red shirt”!

it’s red in the sense that it’s a reference of uhura who is the one who handled all the calls the ship got

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doesn’t mean she dies. The only time a redshirt dies is when a group of them go out on a new planet.

(via adurot)

overthinkingtelevision:

I can see why Amethyst and Pearl got along better before Rose’s death. 

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When Rose was around, Pearl was an impulsive badass.

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Originally posted by doafhat

Amethyst probably looked up to her. But when Rose was gone, everything changed.

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When Pearl’s reckless, renegade side comes back, you can see why they used to have fun together.

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*slams fist on table* I WANT MORE RENEGADE PEARL!

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bikiniarmorbattledamage:
“ capriceandwhimsy:
“ lycklighypokonder:
“ “ this picture is making me really angry
can someone more eloquent than I am please comment with a list of badass female warriors/soldiers in history because i know there have been...

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

capriceandwhimsy:

lycklighypokonder:

this picture is making me really angry

can someone more eloquent than I am please comment with a list of badass female warriors/soldiers in history because i know there have been quite a lot

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Tomoe Gozen. 12th Century Japan. Concubine of Minamoto no Yoshinaka, and one of his most famous warriors, called a Demon in Battle and renowned as a swordswoman and archer. Was ordered to flee the final destruction of the Minamoto Clan at the end of the Genpei War by her Lord. While leaving the battlefield, encountered a group of enemy soldiers: rode straight into their formation, pulled their leader out of his saddle, pinned him against her horse, and took his head. She then vanishes from history, never to be heard from again.

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Queen Boudicca. Britain, first Century AD. Queen of the Iceni tribe of Celts. After her daughters were raped and she was flogged and humiliated by Roman soldiers, led the Iceni and other tribes of Britain in revolt, leading to the deaths of tens of thousands of Roman soldiers and a near-rout from the British peninsula. Was finally defeated by the Roman general Suetonius, and committed suicide to avoid capture. Is probably the only woman to have her statue in a city she burned to the ground (London).

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Princess Zhao Pingyang. 7th Century China. Daughter of Emperor Gaozu. Raised an army on his behalf and led them into battle. Was given full military honors upon her death: one of the only women so honored in Medieval China.

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Queen Suryothai, 16th Century Siam (Thailand). Fought in single combat against a Burmese Viceroy, sacrificing herself to save the life of her husband and King.

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Aethelflaed of Mercia. 10th Century Britain. Well known for her skills as a tactician and for building many of the castles in Mercia that still stand to this day.

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Khawlah bint al-Azwar. 7th Century Arabia, a contemporary of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh). Once rallied a group of female prisoners into defeating their Byzantine captors using their tent poles. The namesake of the UAE’s first women’s military college.

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Finally, let me tell you about what the women were doing while the men were out in some cold, wet field, having their bodies hacked at with swords and axes. They weren’t sitting around a hearth gossiping with their friends. While the men were out fighting, the women were working the fields every day, bringing in the harvests, slaughtering animals, butchering, preserving meat, working their goddamn asses. off. They kept the houses secure. They repaired roofs and spun wool into thread and wove thread into cloth: difficult work today, backbreaking in medieval times. Often times, they did these things while pregnant or raising small children.

They faced disease, starvation, and the constant threat of having some band of raiders come in and rape, pillage, plunder, and slaughter them while their menfolk were off fighting in war. Medieval women, even those who did not fight, were hard, determined, and skilled experts in the arts of survival, farming, weaving, spinning, and motherhood who engaged in backbreaking labor that often killed them at a young age, and they deserve better than to have some adolescent-minded asshole sitting in his warm, comfortable first-world home rant about “feminine privilege.”

So fuck you, original poster. I hope you step on a LEGO.

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Did my best to fix it

~Ozzie

You’d think someone who lives so detached from reality would give fantasy artists and writers more credit… 

- wincenworks

You guys forgot about Sichelgaita and Joan of Arc.

I could come with a bloody WALL of text regarding peasant women during the 1700′s disguising themselves as men in order to enlist as foot soldiers, simply because life as a soldier was preferrable in comparison to what awaited a young woman upon maturity. A great part of them got promoted and awarded several times during their careers, because they fought exceptionally well by male standards. I’m talking Brita Hagberg, Anna Jöransdotter, Margareta Roos, Ulrika Stålhammar, Elisa Bernerström… the list goes on and, those are only Swedish examples. For the most part, they weren’t exposed as females until their breasts were exposed by accident. The Englishwoman Mary Read was firmly believed to be a man, not only because she drank megalitres of alcohol and cursed like bloody Satan, but because she fought no worse than the average Redcoat.

People who claim that women weren’t on the battlefield obviously haven’t even read a single line on the subject.

(Source: vildasaker, via robustquestioner)

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martyrinsomnia:

that-one-medic-tho:

Guys I am so glad that bill cipher wasn’t green like they originally planned because all the human bills would look exactly like this

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delete this

to be fair he already does look like this

Actually bill has a canon human form

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(Source: rudyknight, via robustquestioner)

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gluttonace:
“ Height chart of my current gems!
Aegirine - White diamond
Moonstone - Crystal Gem (former)
Vermarine - Pink Diamond
Watermelon Tourmaline - Crystal Gem
Sard - Pink Diamond
Carmelian - Pink Diamond
Heliotrope (Sard + Carmelian) - Pink...

gluttonace:

Height chart of my current gems!

Aegirine - White diamond
Moonstone - Crystal Gem (former)
Vermarine - Pink Diamond
Watermelon Tourmaline - Crystal Gem
Sard - Pink Diamond
Carmelian - Pink Diamond
Heliotrope (Sard + Carmelian) - Pink Diamond

(Source: hollllow)