PEOPLE ARE SO CONCERNED ABOUT THIS DOGS MASCULINITY
HES A DOG
no you don’t understand. People freak the fuck out if you don’t enforce human gender roles on dogs. They get fucking belligerent. I work in a pet store and the number of times people have gotten LIVID with me for not just automatically assuming their dog not only required but personally wanted the most stringent enforcement of human gender norms is mindblowing.
People demand dog shampoos that smell “masculine” because “He’s a boy he doesn’t want to smell like flowers” even though he’s a dog and if he had his way he would smell like duck poop. And those shampoos exist! That’s the worst part! There’s enough demand for dog shampoo that smells like Axe body spray that they exist and they sell well.
Or the seemingly nice old lady that shouted “PINK! OBVIOUSLY! SHE’S GIRL SHE HATES OTHER COLORS!” at me when i asked what color harness she wanted for her lapdog. Even though her dog can’t actually see the color pink and does not now and will not ever give a single flying dog fart what color her harness is.
Can confirm! I’m a bather in a dog salon, and I hear customers tell the groomers on a regular basis, “Just make her look like a girl/make him look like a boy.”
???????
And they’re still just as fucking stupid when you force them on your children as well.
DOGS👏HAVE👏NO👏CONCEPT👏OF👏GENDER👏👏👏👏👏👏
pretty sure a dog would rather wash with something that smells like flowers rather than axe regardless of gender. I mean, axe smells terrible even to humans. Imagine the torture it is to a dogs nose.
Aquamarine the fusion of my Vermarine and terashell’s Laramar!
She’s fiesty, insecure, and as loving and energetic as a puppy dog.She’s as stable and about as tall as Opal. She defuses most often due to stress or fear.
I didn’t design her weapon but it’d be something fast and heavy hitting.
How does almost every girl on Tinder have one of the same three photos? There’s photo of them in a bikini by the beach, a photo of them with an identical-looking friend in a dim nightclub, or a photo of them with dog ears. Sometimes, all three at once! I feel like I’m stuck in a Goosebumps book.
How does almost every girl on Tinder have one of the same three photos? There’s photo of them in a bikini by the beach, a photo of them with an identical-looking friend in a dim nightclub, or a photo of them with dog ears. Sometimes, all three at once! I feel like I’m stuck in a Goosebumps book.
silver-tongues-blog asked: What did they expect? They tried to rp with a horse that can't even speak and would probably just smash their head on a keyboard
Another worry is the fact they decide to force NSFW rp’ing on me, to try and make me NSFW rp with them.
They don’t seem to follow my blog. They don’t know if I’m a minor or anything. Although, looking at their blog and writing style, I’m pretty sure they are a minor themselves (no surprise), it’s still no excuse to try and force rp with someone they don’t know by actively writing how they rape the other’s OC to make them react.
Seriously.
But also very silly. As they still write in RP style to try and make me reply. Which I of course won’t. So it more seems like their OC is just thrusting their crotch at the air, pretending to be humping an imaginary victim, ‘cuz I sure ain’t delivering for the empty space.
But they haven’t written anything more for a while now. Probably grew bored. Oh well.
