Silver Tongue

Sep 08

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variantangel:

variantangel:

anime girl: could this be… a date!?

me: no, you fucking idiot.

anime girl: if we walk together like this… won’t people think we’re a couple!?

me, whacking her with an umbrella: shut! the! fuck! up!

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Knives🔪Out🔪For🔪Steven

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OC FIGHT

tredlocity:

yihagathe:

tredlocity:

yihagathe:

tredlocity:

yihagathe:

tredlocity:

somebody draw an oc, then i’ll draw an oc, then we’ll argue about which will win in a fight

thid is my oc Rita. she generates squids out of thin air and throws them at her -usually confused and disgusted- ennemies. she comes from a long line of squid generating warriors and she is ruthless.

Oh, crap! Battle Beard’s dad was killed by a squid! This battle will be PERSONAL!

unaware of Battle Beard’s harsh feeling towards squid, RITA SENDS OUT HER SPECIAL BOXING SQUID!!!

Oh, dang, Battle Beard takes out his two harpoons: Ishmael and Queequeg! Things are heating up!

WHAT A FIGHT!

Battle Beard unleashes his special move:

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cheetahtrout:

Though I always pictured Yoshi as an allosaurus ( for some reason), I wanted to see how he would be as a feathered tyrannosauroid.

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puddingdrop:

clothes swap!!

bonus:

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fortooate:

what we though jasper was like:

what jasper is actually like:

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