Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!
… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.
WAIT! He isn’t wed, SHIA SURPRISE! There’s a ring in his hand and love in his eyes!
But you have written your vows You have just been wedded to shia labeouf
horses could destroy all the cars in the world by kicking them full strength with their hind legs and then we’d have to go back to using horses to go everywhere. it’s a good thing they can’t read this post and do it though
