Silver Tongue

Feb 25

skippercifer:

nurdqueen:

andybloved:

vegetarian-monster:

forthecalloftherunningtide:

strangesadday:

define-werewolf:

things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

  • the great gatsby
  • romeo & juliet
  • the phantom of the opera
  • snape

50 shades of grey

Ted Mosby’s pursuit of Robin from How I Met Your Mother
Ross Geller’s obsession with Rachel Green on Friends

TWILIGHT

agree with everything but snape. his love was so pure

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strikersindanger:

bohemianrhapsodaisychains:

writing-prompt-s:

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.

WAIT! He isn’t wed, SHIA SURPRISE! There’s a ring in his hand and love in his eyes!

But you have written your vows
You have just been wedded to shia labeouf

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chicanaspice:

okayysophia:

Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

obtuse???? rubber goose???? green moose???? guava juice???? giant snake???? birthday cake???? large fires???? chocolate shake???? 

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starberry-cupcake:

they perfectly captured the expression of witnessing someone on the internet who doesn’t know when to stop

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kame-3t:
“This is my first experience with Procreate.
It’s amazing.
”

kame-3t:

This is my first experience with Procreate.
It’s amazing.

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Feb 24

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@kilalabunnies is my GF and I am so happy

erarg:

horses could destroy all the cars in the world by kicking them full strength with their hind legs and then we’d have to go back to using horses to go everywhere. it’s a good thing they can’t read this post and do it though

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