jojos bizarre adventure creepypasta when i was in the car a red hot chili peppers song came on and red hot chili pepper (the stand) came out of my radio and electrocuted my dick
This story is ridiculous, Chili Pepper’s precision is only a C so no way he’d hit a target that small.
tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie
tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun
HOLY FUCK KRULL AND SPAWN HAMMER
leave luigi out of this
tier 7 (overwrought): The Grand Admiral, The Imperial Treasure, The Tree of Life, The Heaven-Violating Spear, The Glorious Ambassador, The Great Dragon of the Earth, The Summit of All Ecstasy
Anonymous asked: So, moral of the story is "Being Kin doesn't make you a good person, and you can still be a raging idiot." Honestly, that's a fact of life. It doesn't matter if you're kin or not. You still need to treat others with respect and understand boundaries.
exactly. But people treat it like a personal attack. Although, if you’re a raging idiot I guess it is a personal attack. Hell, I talked to some of my best friends who are kin as a coping mechinism and they agree that kinning with someone elses OC is sketch as fuck. The only time you should kin with an OC is if the OC is specifically made to be you. because that character IS you.
Kinning with a living person is a big no-no though
Anonymous asked: Other anon is an idiot. Just because they're not cis and white doesn't mean somebody is in the right to take somebody else's characters from them. Nobody would take me seriously if I said I was Obama Kin. Or Asian Kin. Or Mexican Kin. It's the same with the intelluctual property rights of others. Yes, you can feel a connection to the struggles or a character's personality. But that doesn't mean you are that character or suddenly have more right to it than the person who made them.
well, when it comes to dead people, it isn’t as much of a big deal since reincarnation is a thing. It’s mostly fictionkin that grind my gears, and even then it’s only the ones who claim kin with other peopels OCs or claim that a character canonically does whatever because they claim kin with a character and they do whatever.
