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lets all just be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year
if you live that long
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A huge and ancient dragon loses her clutch of eggs. She decides to adopt an office building full of employees as her children. But to keep them safe, she doesn’t want to let any of them leave.
“Mighty Opiess, Destroyer of Kingdoms, pl-”
“Mom.”
“Uhh…..right. Mom. Um, so I have to get back home. I’ve got three kids who need dinner and I really think I should..go….back………why are you crying?”
“Grandbabies!!”
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wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28
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