I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
wait no fucking way “there is no war in ba sing se” is an anime thing? from avatar? i thought i t was a real thing like a quote from some Important Literature that i had never heard of that must have some sort of marxist importance but no it’s from a show about a kid with a pet buffalo
um it’s a fucking bison
the best part about it is that the warden was voiced by george takei
*offers you an evil retirement plan and extremely good evil workplace benefits*
But do you offer evil dental?
Of course??
I said it was extremely good evil workplace benefits, and that is the bare minimum smh. All of my henchman have dental. If some “hero” comes in and punches one of your teeth out while you’re guarding my lair or any of its many nefarious secrets, I will ensure you get seen by one of the finest dentists money can buy
Excellent, I look forward to working with your evil team and being apart of your nefarious schemes and plots
Thank you. I’m overthrowing God
wait i thought you said you were evil? whats evil about that?
That mama bear and papa bears marriage is falling apart as evidence by the separate beds. No, their beds are separate because they require vastly different types of mattresses. The fact that they are willing to admit that and take the necessary actions for both of them to have the comfort they need without straining their marriage shows a high level of care.
