No a sheep hoarding dragon
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Sakurai took Steve’s meat 1 year ago today
🪦 RIP Steve’s Meat 🪦
October 13, 2020 - October 22, 2020
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Normalize smacking down needlessly shitty people.
same energy
I’M MATCHING ENERGIES LIKE WE’RE IN DRAGON BALL Z
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the internet successfully fooled people into thinking “the original doom source code is so portable it can run on any hardware and software” and not “doom fans are so insanely dedicated to an ancient shooter that they will write a source port to put their game on a a fucking smart fridge”
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The fact that the Queen got hospitalized the day Barbados removed her as head of state is really fucking funny to me
If we can get like two or three more countries to leave the Commonwealth I think it’d finish her
barbados was one of her phylacteries
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ok so:
- Noelle gets a poppup add in ch2 about Hot Female Santas in your area and those poppups are implied to be tailored to the people they are targeted to
- With everyone else it says they clicked those ads accidentally, but with Noelle it says she just clicks it
- Rudy says in chapter 1 that Noelle is scared of Santa Claus
- Noelle says in ch2 that she likes scary things, likes being scared (in specific safe situations) and likes Susie because she’s “good kind of scary”
Conclusion: The Hot Female Santas in your area are like sexy evil clown girls to Noelle
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Elijah Wood as “The Guy”
Elijah “The Guy” Wood
“The Guy” portrayed by Elijah Wood
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celestial-prism999-deactivated2:
King
my man was not having a great time
You think that’s bad?
His own Mama?!
Roasted by a teenager, his own mother, and Denmark.
It’s as though his life embodied the spirit of an AITA reddit post. I am weirdly impressed.
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