Silver Tongue

Oct 23

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magicalgirlmindcrank:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

My favorite “conspiracies” are:

-There were no shooters JFKs head just did that

-Stanley Kubrick was hired to film a fake moon landing but made them do it on location

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These are all incredible. Thank you.

the sun doesnt exist. thats just swamp gas

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lesbianredpanda:

asundergrowth:

freeasfishes:

Good morning to Banana the Lobster, and only Banana.

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For a second I was really concerned that the lobster was transphobic before realizing the link is from the daily mail

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alexaloraetheris:

2k2002:

In the club

I’ve been looking for this!!!!

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thisblogwasamistake:

oatbrew:

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i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

Fans: you’re gonna mess up The Batman

Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I’ll do it on purpose

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aroacedavestrider:

aroacedavestrider:

kingofdersecest:

mrdsc1010:

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Can’t wait for their collab

So like why would an adult entertainer be on fucking sesame street of all things?

Yeah I can imagine some 5 year old looking up lil nas x on youtube or something and being presented with that gay satan song or whatever it was.

hi there tumblr user kingofdersecest. as someone who ships siblings together, i see you are concerned about the children finding content on the internet. do they understand that, similar to art of incest in fandom, its not the fault of the creator and is , instead , entirely on the child for happenstance stumbling across “lewd material” while looking for something they like?

idk maybe they should have filtered the #lilnasx tag if they didnt want to see something like that. the lil nas x fanbase Is an “adult fanbase” after all . why should adults cater to children when they can just

look away

rbing this to make it clear this is sarcasm btw ^ obviously theres nothing wrong with lil nas x or his content. the irony of a fucking incest shipper complaining that a content creator isnt thinking about children on the internet is just OFF the fucking CHARTS hilarious HWHAHAHHAHHAH

nickywires:

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been so long since a tweet got me hooting like this

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