Silver Tongue

Feb 21

babylonian:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…   ♫

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?  ♫

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hrabbit:

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freshdonus:

rasec-wizzlbang:

rasec-wizzlbang:

remember the ed edd n eddy valentines day special with the cupids that looked like sarah and jimmy making random people fall in love, and rolf squeezes lemons in his eyes so he can see them an fights them off with a mop

self-care is spraying lemon juice directly into your eyes to enhance your perception of the spectral realm so that you can undo Cupid’s magic with a piss-soaked mop

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chefpyro:

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The circle game has made a comeback and I find the idea of terezi playing hilarious since she can’t lose.

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editorincreeps:

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fieryartemispublications:

agendershittyknight:

When my son turned 10 he started talking about wanting to learn to code

I hope tumblr also decides this now that it has turned 10

911 I’d like to report a murder

quick we need to get staff to the burn ward STAT

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patrickat:

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wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

This is how low-tier supervillains start. 

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an asshole.”

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