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alright but why use alpha and omega or nobles and peasants when you can just
do straight up classes
“YOU’RE NOT DATING A ROGUE! THIS IS A FAMILY OF TANKS AND HEALERS ONLY!”
“I’m sorry ma’am but it seems your baby is a… hunter”
“how could this happen i did everything right”
“are you sure your husband isnt…. dual classing behind your back?”
*sobbing*
“YOU’RE A WIZARD YOU CAN’T DATE A BARBARIAN THATS JUST UNNATURAL! THINK ABOUT YOUR STAT DISTRIBUTION!”
“look you’re my friend and i cant just sit around and see you mingle with a… subclass”
“the holy codex says clerics and paladins not clerics and necromancers, jeffrey.”
“he’s a third edition druid his buffs last for like 10 minute cindy, its not worth it”
I need this on a spiritual level.
(via rosexknight)
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Stupid jokes
Getting to know each other
Inviting them to join you in outer space (optional)
Awkwardness
Telling them your tragic backstory
More stupid jokes
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“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone
but is it really better than man door hand hook car door
he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door
my gemsona is one of these fucked up pearls that looks like a chicken foot
her gem is just her hand like she doesnt even have a hand its just one of these
her weapon is jamming her chicken hand through people when shes threatened
months ago i spent like ten minutes drawing this but immediately got bored here she is
im bringing this back just to inform you all that this is rosies gemsona
Karkat speedpaint!
(via chocomoola-deactivated20210427)
Honestly if anyone is proof of Drift compatibility being a real thing it’s the McElroys. Like they are so constantly in synch with their thoughts and humour that you can totally picture them still blasting off one-liners and goofs while simultaneously suplexing a kaiju in their jaeger, Rancho Greatjob
(via bloodsbane)
