Metal Gear 2:
Metal Gear 1, again, except the dad is real this time
Metal Gear Solid:
Metal Gear 2, again, except with it's his brother instead of his dad
Metal Gear Solid 2:
Metal Gear Solid, again, except an internet creepypasta
Metal Gear Solid 3:
Metal Gear 1, except Snake's Dad kills Snake's Dad's Mom.
Metal Gear Solid 4:
Snake is old and gay in a plane and also Snake's dad isn't dead
Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker:
Snake's dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean and gets tricked by both a fake of his mom and also a fake little anime girl who was actually a little anime adult
Metal Gear Solid V Ground Zeroes:
Snake's dad has an adventure in Gitmo while Hideo Kojima apologizes constantly
Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain:
Snake's dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean but it's actually not Snake's dad but Snake's dad's boyfriend's bootleg recreation of Snake's dad
do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like
