Silver Tongue

Apr 13

girlcaligula:
girlcaligula:
god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy
this one. absolutely in love with this definition. give me a character who thinks like this and I’ll love them to pieces
Katherine Applegate is fucking hardcore, man.

demilypyro:

demilypyro:
kyriathanatos:
demilypyro:
Wondering what vibes me and @kyriathanatos give off that these are the only options
clearly we must hang out more to establish the canon
she’s my high school bestie turned bitter rival turned bestie again. there’s a lot of gay subtext
maybe but I call dibs on being the catgirl war criminal

courtesycalling:

ALT
little run is imminent

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wiingdings:

wild beasts
(don’t like if you’re not going to reblog)

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fr00t:

grimdarkmatt:
kingkrem:
grumpysharkprincess:
heartsflush:
lynchbrothers:
cianm1301:
direhuman:
missserketisatramp:
noodlenumber:
acidsbeats:
notsoheadless:
cowards-sorcery:
triclops:
homestuckcharactergifs:
thealienbae:
steelsamuraiofficial:
tchaikxvsky:
femme-fatigue:
curlicuecal:
yd12k:
moirails-for-life-yo:
visualvexation:
drkotobuki:
jeon-wonwon:
adoerable:
homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”
mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’
“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”
“shit. let’s be santa”
“i’m 13 u egg”
That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.
Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting
“How old are you?”
“6”
“Goddamn”
Kick it barak
TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM
My personal favorite:
time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage
KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA?
KANAYA: No
KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.
“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh
@pacifriske
“This is exactly why babies shouldn’t be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols”
God launders in mysterious ways.
today is the only day i regard this post fondly. and i love that just around this time it explodes with notes and my activity is clogged with everyones additions of quotes.

I use this one on a regular basis

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aflo:

toskarin:
shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey
somebody from work tried to booty call me during the first like hour that details were coming out

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bullfinch:

i recently started playing psmd and these games are a lot funnier when you’re playing them as an adult

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miavkin:

I bet those tunes were so sick

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Apr 12

imlizy:

i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

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greatmountainfloofsquatch:

guerrillatech:
Wow, this really blew up.

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