It’s weird to me that flowering plants appeared so recently.
Of course, 160 million years ago isn’t that recent. But for most of the period when vascular plants have existed, there were no flowers, and in particular, there was no grass. What would the world look like with no grass?
Earth is 4.54 billion years old, so it’s only had flowering plants for 3.5% of its lifetime. Strange to think about.
Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka????????
Try to tell this to a German ;p We don’t like girly drinks.
What the fuck is a girly drink how do drinks have a gender a dude ain’t got fucked up taste buds to know beer is nasty and whipped cream tastes fuckin good..
Not to fucking mention those “girly drinks” tend to be like five fucking alcohols mixed together to make one drink like what the fuck bro I get more alcohol content by eating the fucking fruit off my tiny plastic sword then I would out of most of your “manly” ass beers
yeah i never got this.
sure, dude, lemme just be “girly” over here with my tray of double-shots of vodka while you sip a can of wheat tea with the alcohol content of my left toe.
i’m getting messages like “i’m sorry about what happened in sweden last night” and i’m sitting here like “???? what happened????”
turns out trump had a speech where he talked about terrorism and said “You look at what’s happening last night in Sweden… Sweden!” but nothing actually happened here and our government is now trying to figure out what he was talking about ????? ? ? ????? ? ?????????????????
I would assume something similar to the bowling green massacre
