Silver Tongue

Aug 30

wtfzeus:

caecilius-est-pater:

sarahruhlofficial:

the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places.

(Veruca falls into the trash chute)
Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows…

(Oedipus stabs his eyes out)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do
I’ve got another riddle for you
What do you get when you sleep with your mum?
A curse on your kids for decades to come~

Again, very little to do with Zeus but fuck this shit is hilarious

(via robustquestioner)

somewhatnewtothis:

genderkills:

the knife emoji but capitalized

Sword

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thisisreallyhardtodoinsandals:

So my friend and I were messing around with SU theories and we started talking about Pink Diamond when we noticed something. 

The two circles in PD’s portait are assumed to be the Earth and the moon, right? But do you notice something?

enhance

e n h a n c e

A pepperoni falling off of a pizza? Who do we know that makes pizza?

That’s right, Kofi. 

If we zoom in on another part of her portrait, we can see her diamond.

Look familiar?

Need more proof? Let’s take a look at Kofi’s day to day wear.

See his hairnet? What’s that pattern? 

D I A M O N D S.

Conclusion: Kofi is Pink Diamond.

Here’s a little sketch I did to back up my evidence.

I know this is dumb but I found it hilarious so fight me

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monica-geller:

i don’t know how anyone could possibly risk plagiarising on purpose like i am so god damn terrified of accidental plagiarism that every time i submit something on turnitin i can literally feel my individual arm hairs standing on end as i wait for the police to show up at my door and arrest me for writing a string of words too similar to some paper about the mating habits of hoot owls from 1965 

(via bloodsbane)

enecoo:

idrawsmutinmysparetime:

enecoo:

zomagham:

enecoo:

sableyezer:

enecoo:

its-peeps:

enecoo:

glitchytripod:

erikandcharlesarebi:

enecoo:

enecoo:

I have no idea what the story of this anime is, and it’s pretty obvious who the protag is, but I’m gonna add character to the girls to the left with no face

introducing these two background characters in this slice of life romantic comedy/drama - they love each other a lot, and the girl to the left is grumpy because her girlfriend to the right forgot to give her her good morning kiss.

taller girl on the right is oblivious because she was so excited when they got up because she’s treating her girlfriend to a surprise date at the amusement park that she forgot to give her a good morning kiss. they’ll have their first smooch of the day at the very top of the ferris wheel 💋

the guy to the right of the protag (with the glasses) is a simple office worker who loves his family very very much and cannot wait to get back home to his children

The guy on the far left is wanting to get home to make dinner. He lives alone, but he promised his kitten they would have some grilled fish as a treat! He loves her very much.

The tall one behind the two girls just got back from a job interview. He didn’t get the job but he’s confidant he’ll get the next one. He needs to provide for his son and two daughters after all.

Person to the left of the pink hair girl is a retired hit-man struggling to adjust to a normal life but hes recently found a woman that works at a cafe down the street from his new job and things seem to be going well.

the man on the far far right is anxious as it’s his and his boyfriend first date aniversary and that’s the longest he lasted in a relationship, he is confident that this one will last tho

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bevendre:

Another EQG to pony request, this time Vinyl and Octavia changing into one another’s pony form.

allodiscourse:

securitymodel2060b:

scatmansgambit:

reactionpicsofpearl:

when people think youre straight

Why is everyone so…Gay? It’s becoming a trend and it’s… Angering. I’m not upset if you’re gay, no. Just that it’s a little hard to tell those who actually are to those who are just doing what everyone else is. Which can be really mean

What the fuck

Why is everyone so…Gay?

Funny story! gay people have existed throughout history. It’s not some new concept. The problem is that society either tries to cover up them being gay by claiming they were inspecting grass or saying they’re gal pals or straight up criminalizes anyone who was openly gay. So no, it’s not some new trend, it’s just that gay people are just so absolutely done with society and are taking a stand.

(via bloodsbane)

ygyeshua:

just-shower-thoughts:

My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.

….. This legit just humbled me

(via gearholder)

buy-gold-bye:

miss-azura:

miss-azura:

buy-gold-bye:

miss-azura:

but you know what’s even better than jorts?

joots

BURN IT TO THE GROUND

BUT WHAT’S UNDERNEATH THE JOOTS

what can those legs do 

(via ryukodragon)