today my teacher said “we’re gonna do a new poem form today called a sonnet” and i said “sonnet the hedgehog” way louder than i intended to and everyone stared at me and that was a low point
the absolute highlight of my week was when I found out that Donald Trump made an appearance in Uncle Scrooge comic as a villain.
Look at this! It’s amazing! This is Ronald Plump, the sleazy business man who tries to cheat Scrooge on a deal, but ends up running his own business into a bankruptcy. I wonder why this particular comic has never been translated into English. ;)
I am so happy to be able, with my own two eyes, to see Scrooge McDuck give a verbal smackdown to this orange walking toupee.
(Translated imperfectly via my knowledge of a related language)
“What’s your secret?” “Thriftiness! Patience! Hard work! Nothing else!” “But that’s nothing a big shot like you believes in!”
Uncle Scrooge is basically telling Ronald Plump to get bent ‘cuz he’s a lazy prick. Nobody’s harder'n Uncle Scrooge, y'all. Nobody.
