Silver Tongue

Jun 14

I don’t know who wrote this but…

I needed y’all to commiserate with me that there’s at least one guy that thinks that people don’t have a vagina until some penis comes along and pierces it open like a straw poking into a Capri Sun and also that a clitoris is where the vagina is.

in all fairness chances are the only girls crotch hes seen is a motherfuckin barbie doll

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artisticarsonist:

unexpectedyarns:
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adultkiddo:
ivegotanaceupmysleeve-ohitsme:
welcometotheendtimes:
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sanastarrros:
edited-boomer-memes:
in other news trump is sending out a survey… yall know what to do
easy,
the way some of these are worded i’m losing my whole mind

HIS FEARLESS RESOLVE
I’ve filled it out 16 times get to it y’all
@so-what-if-im-crazy
LMFAO THE WHAT!!!???
you guys know what to do
Question.
I am English. What would happen if I filled this out?
youd be even more badass bruv
he’s not even trying to cover up his own propaganda wtf how is this man real
OMG so if you fill out the survey, you get a message that says “The Left-Wing MOB will do whatever it takes to bring President Trump down, which is why we need to make sure he has the resources to FIGHT BACK,” which then asks you for money. And if you try to leave the page, you get THIS:
I’m fucking CRINGING who even are these people
As ridiculous as it may seem, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO GO FILL THIS OUT.
People who Looooove tr*mp will go fill this out in droves, and people who would like to see him lit on fire by his combover won’t, thereby skewing the results.
GO FILL IT OUT.
DON’T USE YOUR ACTUAL NAME OR EMAIL ADDRESS.
If you’re not from the US, just use any 5-digit number for the zip code (even including beginning with 0)
Fill it out twice. Six times. Get your mom to do it.
never thought i’d see the day when tumblr commits a 4chan raid but on god i’m here for it

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haunchylaurels:

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caroldanversenthusiast:
i found this sketch on youtube and i can’t stop thinking about it
Cutthroat Kitchen

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fmcatcat:

trustnoufos-deactivated20200923:
The Black Power Mixtape (1967-1975)
When you’re doing research on the Black Lives Matter movement and abolition, please please please read the works of Angela Davis

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slightlyunofficial:

Piece of media: Heaven…… bad. Abusive, even. God is absent and the angels in Her place are flawed and abusers
Me and 8 million other ppl w religious trauma:
OH???? OH WORM????

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The Boat Boat Boat

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our party had arrived in another world aboard an enormous ship capable of interplanar travel. We left the enormous ship on a smaller ship to explore an an island and took a rowboat to go on land. The island had a little vampire problem, so this exchange happened:
Player A: Vampires can’t cross the sea! We need to return to the boat!
Player B: Which boat? You mean the boat, the boat boat, or the boat boat boat?
Player A: We need to take the boat to the boat boat! We can’t get back to the boat boat boat because of the sea monsters, remember?
Minutes later:
DM: So you take the boat to the boat boat. Night is falling. Where are you going to sleep?
Player B: I’m going to sleep on deck.
DM: Which deck?
Player B: The deck deck! I’m going to sleep on the deck deck of the boat boat!

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat)

one-time-i-dreamt: