Silver Tongue

Feb 16

askbev:
“I do full body, I do partial body, gender, species, color, you name it and there’s a demand for it. There are times when Nekomimi are more popular than actual cats.
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askbev:

I do full body, I do partial body, gender, species, color, you name it and there’s a demand for it.  There are times when Nekomimi are more popular than actual cats.

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glorious-spoon:

the weirdest thing about a lot of the common criticisms of millennials i see is that they all seem to boil down to:

you are soft. you believe the world should be kind. you expect people to treat you fairly. you think your needs are important, that you deserve to be listened to, that you shouldn’t be hungry and frightened and in pain. 

and people are seriously SO OFFENDED by this. like, how dare you. how dare you believe the world might be a good place, how dare you believe you should be treated well just for existing. life is pain, princess, anyone who tells you different is selling something, now wipe that smile off your face, shut your mouth and go suffer like i did.

and it’s just like… i have a kid. if she grows up expecting better treatment than i experienced as a young woman, i’m doing my job. i know the world isn’t perfect, but random cruelty isn’t something we should just shrug our shoulders and accept, and it’s so fucking weird how angry people get at youngsters who refuse to do just that.

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seihantaikuma:

Do you ever have random quotes that don’t relate to anything just pop up in your head to respond with it, even if it doesn’t make sense?

Right now it’s Matt from Two Best Friends Play saying “Kill them all, Peter.” 

Tom Paxton is the Sam Fisher of video games

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My biology Professor Got The Lorax song stuck in my head. How bad me be

ierohero:

depression meal: dusty glass of lukewarm water that’s been sitting on your dresser for a week

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cuteosphere:
“ kevinkmusic:
“ stygian-reverie:
“ kevinkmusic:
“Noooooo
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yes please imagining this character with your gruff voice is spectacular
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Fictional characters grow up so fast! One day you’re doodling them, the next they’re maintaining...

cuteosphere:

kevinkmusic:

stygian-reverie:

kevinkmusic:

Noooooo

yes please imagining this character with your gruff voice is spectacular

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Fictional characters grow up so fast! One day you’re doodling them, the next they’re maintaining succcecsful DJ careers and refuse to be depicted without pizza shades

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kaypos:

i know im my own worst sabateur bc today i had to recover a password and when it came time for me to answer my security question, apparently i had just set it to the words “new phone” so i stared at that a while trying to figure out how the fuck that was a question and wondering why i’d Do something like that.  then i had an idea and very cautiously typed in “who dis” and that was the right fuckin answer

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anueutsuho:
“You should have bought Half-Life 2: Episode 1 before coming to this museum.
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anueutsuho:

You should have bought Half-Life 2: Episode 1 before coming to this museum.

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trapmagius:

entemos:

puublack:

Imagine a world without porn artists though

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periniaart:
“I saw this menu on the way home from work one day and knew I had to be the one to make this joke.
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periniaart:

I saw this menu on the way home from work one day and knew I had to be the one to make this joke.

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