Silver Tongue

Feb 16

hairykittykat:
goodpokemonedits:
computersandknives:
goodpokemonedits:
Alolan Rattata was officially revealed today on the Japanese website. It appears to be a fish now, but I can’t be sure since I don’t speak Japanese. If any of you can understand what it says, please let me know.
1 inch tall and 200 pounds? Is it made of fucking condensed dark matter?
I mean, it’s a rat, so obviously it’s made of cheese.
I thought it was a fish now
Someone finally caught me in my lie. I had to say it was a rat because I don’t know what fish is made out of.

looking at the evidence, it’s clear fish are made of dark matter

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communism jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets it

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xxziggystardust:

Also a coffin .

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every aa case

beginning of the trial: the defendant and the victim walked into a room with one door and no windows, there is clear video footage of the defendant killing the victim
end of the trial: there was actually 6 people in the room, the defendant was unconscious and in another country, the real killer is the judge

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rackgrade:

fuck-head:
eye-contact:
Kurt Russell and his stunt double Dick Warlock on the set of Escape from New York.
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D I C K W A R L O C K
My class is Dick Warlock

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Feb 15

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