Silver Tongue

Feb 15

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georgekavallines:
an Overwatch Valentine’s Day card for your support friends – let them know you’re thinking of them, unlike their quick play teams
I’m sorry to add my caption, but as a Mercy and Zenyatta main, I want everyone to know this happens all the time in multiple modes, and it’s even more annoying when you fly over a gap as Mercy and miss the ledge and fall to your death.

(via jestre)

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godlessondheimite:

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.

(via thatsthat24)

[video]

critical-perspective:

copperbadge:
the-real-seebs:
gremlinblender:
rudebiboy:
d&d setting where all the elves use too many apostrophes because they talk with a southern accent, featuring the magical sword y’all’d’ve
@the-real-seebs
demon: WHO WOULD HAVE DARED STAND AGAINST ME?
elf: I’d’ve.
demon: Wait is that your name or are you just saying you would have?
elf: fuck.
elf: you.
elf: We come from the land of yer mom’n’em.
Man ‘at ol’ dang ol’ Uruk-Hai man takin’em dang’ol hobbits up yunder t’Isengard tell ya what man.

(via theclockworkpony-deactivated202)

sonic06apologist:

I DONT REMEMBER POSTING THIS HOW MANY EYARS AGO WHAT THE FUK

(via pembrokewkorgi)

asspostate:

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)