Which is to say that if you’ve only met him once or seen him at a distance you might be fooled into thinking he’s graceful and elegant, but if you live with him you get used to finding him sprawled in the most uncomfortable-looking positions and oozing off pieces of furniture because he got into a standoff with gravity and lost.
not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal
you know, fuck like… those memes where it’s this picture and it has words next to it. And then there’s another picture and it’s the same thing but worse? and there’s words that mean the same thing sort of but like there’s more now and it keeps going until there’s like this whole paragraph and the picture is almost incomprehensibly simple? you know?
When gay people think that someone is gay: usually motivated by subtle interactions that only another gay person would really notice, used as a tool to find other people like us with the intent of feeling less alone and feeling like it’s okay to talk about being gay without fear of violence.
When straight people think that someone is gay: almost entirely motivated by homophobic stereotypes, usually ends with fetishistic behavior, forcing someone out of the closet/outting them to others, or enacting violence, never beneficial or necessary for anything except bragging rights that they have good “gaydar”.
