girl are you from Hawaii? because your license plate says Hawaii on it also how did you drive across the ocean
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everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear
I did not
we’re always forgotten on posts like this but c-section privilege is being able to fulfill the prophecy and kill macbeth so who really wins
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Do not touch melted glass !!! !!
(Source: no1straightally, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
Regular Human Affection
am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic
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Sorry I couldn’t give you the world
but you are my world
(Source: shamelesssuggestion, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time