Silver Tongue

Aug 26

snapchatting:

girl are you from Hawaii? because your license plate says Hawaii on it also how did you drive across the ocean

(via robustquestioner)

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unsfzpxkable:

mnemehoshiko:

tardisity:

everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear

I did not

we’re always forgotten on posts like this but c-section privilege is being able to fulfill the prophecy and kill macbeth so who really wins

(via robustquestioner)

Warning for my fellow gamers

upsmexyyy:

Do not touch melted glass !!! !!

(Source: no1straightally, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

epic-divorceman:
“Regular Human Affection
”

epic-divorceman:

Regular Human Affection

chrissyisabear:

am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

wistfulsuggestions:

bluestsuggestion:

Sorry I couldn’t give you the world

but you are my world

(Source: shamelesssuggestion, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

plasmalogical:

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)