Silver Tongue

Feb 14

shadesandnumbers:
“dont put this boy on camera
”

shadesandnumbers:

dont put this boy on camera

(via officialspec)

Feb 13

ltdfcd:

lars (from steven universe) has not done anything in his life that squidward tentacles would not have done

Hanging out with sadie with no ulterior motive.

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agoodcartoon:
“ digitaldiscipline:
“ magistrate-of-mediocrity:
“ dr-archeville:
“ bogleech:
“ kramergate:
“ micspam:
“ ghostsnif:
“ sciencevevo:
“ agoodcartoon:
“ Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’...

agoodcartoon:

digitaldiscipline:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

dr-archeville:

bogleech:

kramergate:

micspam:

ghostsnif:

sciencevevo:

agoodcartoon:

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!”
-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking,
as of some entitled dipshit whacking,
whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer,
voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,
“This dude thinks he’s a player,
but I am not a point to score,
he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro

(via ryukodragon)

[video]

libraryoftheancients:
“ veryfalsedocuments:
“the new park by my house has some interesting features
”
THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME
”

libraryoftheancients:

veryfalsedocuments:

the new park by my house has some interesting features

THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME

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elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

ruby gets “two trucks having sex” stuck in her head for like a week and doesn’t realize it but shes been murmuring the words out loud ALL the time

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Don’t lie Sapph, it’s catchy as fuck

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anony-mouse-writer:
“Please do not insult snowflakes like this, they have done nothing to deserve it
”

anony-mouse-writer:

Please do not insult snowflakes like this, they have done nothing to deserve it

(via mbulteau)

thetriathlegacy:

I’m curious about all my gaming followers: first Pokémon game, first Zelda game, and first Mario game in the tags?

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