My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
“Are you a boy, or a girl?”
“I’m a failure.”
(via irailleth-archive)
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Thanks, google.
@putuksstuff im so sorry
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The original fallen humans
(Source: thegardenofchaos, via 6543263674857960-deactivated202)
Me, dying of starvation: “I need food”
Thinkpiece Writer: “Is that cause you’re triggered, kek?”
(Source: dinuguan, via zeroyalviking)
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Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.
This post needs some kind of warning sign.
I did not see that coming.
Some people say the English language is confusing. To which I say… It’s.
That’s the kind of linguist I’m.
it makes it so strange how our language is. It dosen’t sound right but if you could talk like it without sounding strange, you’d
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Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.
I’m not
BOOBIES
sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff..
but this is a great pair of boobies.I love a bouncing pair of boobies.
I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits.
omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.
boobies are great
yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.
This is what tumbler was made for
This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.
I love this
that is one huge pecker you got there
Needs moar tits
What this post needs is a little ass.
Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.
Don’t forget a little pussy
YES.
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