Silver Tongue

Feb 13

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milostrology:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

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forcearama:

breadstick-boogaloo:

Fanon Captain Phasma: PhasMom, remembers the names of all her stormtroopers, a nice and caring person, friends with Kylo Ren and General Hux, only wants the best for you.

Canon Captain Phasma: Straight up burned down a village in the first 5 minutes of the movie, is jacked, wears armor plated with the melted down hull of the ship belonging to the former emperor/dictator that was totally up for genocide all the time, a person she idolizes

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Originally posted by eclecticsanonymous

So I had to Wookiepedia this after reading it, and IT’S SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EVEN KNEW: 

Phasma’s armor was the unique stormtrooper armor of the First Order Captain Phasma.[2] Phasma had the armor polished in chromium, which had been salvaged from a Naboo yacht that had once belonged to Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire,[1] the First Order’s precursor.[2]

OMG. SHE MADE AN OUTFIT PARTIALLY OUT OF SHEEV’S YACHT. 

God bless Star Wars. Hooooooly shit, I will never get tired of this nonsense. 

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yugiohrelatable:

When you float backwards telling your opponent you knew they couldn’t obey the rules

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gluttonace:
“ Lol look its the corpse crew.
From left to right:
Lio
Shot in wing then fell into ravine breaking legs and wings. Bled out while being consumed by wild animals.
Successful resurrection via artificial body parts and...

gluttonace:

Lol look its the corpse crew.
From left to right:

Lio
Shot in wing then fell into ravine breaking legs and wings. Bled out while being consumed by wild animals.
Successful resurrection via artificial body parts and transplants/injections.

Gore Ink
Previous body, Gabe, died from seizure.
When a banished black magic resurrection spell was cast on the corpse the flesh and congealed, rotten blood melted off the body and created Gore Ink. Gabe’s skeletal corpse and Gore Ink exist at the same time.

Blue Lagoon
Drowned after falling off families boat in the middle of the night and being swept under by the waves.
Currently living as a ghost until she finds a way to recreate a body that looks like her old one to live in.

Hive Hijack
Died after entering lab without proper gear on. A chemical explosion released a flesh eating virus.
Successful resurrection…to a point. It took a while before the area was decontaminated enough to recover his corpse. In that time bees had made a home throughout his torso and arms, he still houses them to this day.

Ice Kept
Fell into water while ice skating alone after school and froze to death while drowning.
Lives as a restless ghost who lures and drowns children so she doesn’t have to feel as alone in the after life.

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joshua-wright:
“ Cultists forget their place.
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joshua-wright:


Cultists forget their place.

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from now on all of my reaction images are gonna come from ChristianPhotoshops.com

bossubossupromode:

gaymilesedgeworth:

saltyshinysylveon:

lethalneuroses:

lethalneuroses:

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tfw you wash your face

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when you see a bad post on tumblr dot com

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When you finally become one with T H E  V O I D

see this one is fun because it’s now easy to crudely photoshop anything you want into this man’s chest

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LIFE HAS MANY DOORS, EDBOY

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kermitpurple:
“Here’s how Bernie can still win
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kermitpurple:

Here’s how Bernie can still win

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