“Batfleck is too fatherly” Yes, Batman acting too fatherly, completely out of character….
fyi this isn’t even his kid, and he knows it, but he is this baby’s dad now whether Selina likes it or not.
Like
There is so much about Batman vs Superman that looks ridiculous but Batman being fatherly is not one of those things
Have you seen the batfamily?
*snorts* Bruce “isn’t a dad?”
(Pls. Bruce having to put up with Dami’s shit is the best thing ever)
Like please. Bruce not a dad? Bruce, acting “too fatherly?” Pshh, not possible. The entirety of Batman canon would like to disagree with you. He might not know how to express his feelings all the time, but he cares deeply about each and every one of his kids, and has shown it on multiple occasions. I guess we also have to ignore that he actually legitimately has a biological child and three legally adopted children in canon.
Bruce being “too fatherly.” Heh. That’s a good joke.
I want Bruce as my dad.
*man adopts 3 children*
“Who does he think he is, some kind of dad or something!?”
harry potter was such a pure child like he went to a ghosts death day party, he talked to myrtle bc she was lonely, he set a snake free bc it was unhappy, he genuinely was friends with luna even thought people thought she was weird, he attended aragog’s funeral, he met some lanky kid on the train and his immediate reaction was to buy the whole fucking trolly to share with him, and then when they got to hogwarts and malfoy was talkin shit about this kid he met a few hours ago he just went oh no u didnt ima protect this one
