- trent the treant??? the whole scene with trent the treant??? “MY BUTT!! MY BUTT!! I WAS JUST BORN AND YOU GUYS CUT OFF MY BUTT!!” guys i havent seen a single piece of fanart of trent the treant thats my favorite scene in that arc
- “your name is… of course… taako. just kidding. thats mine–HOW ABOUT YOU GUESS MY--i cast magic missile”
- angus saying “bye i love you” to the tres horny boys through the stone of farspeech
- “GOD LIED”
- robot jenkins’s “thats right motherfuckers. i said id smell you later… consider yourselves smelled.”
- magnus literally eating the philosophers stone
- when magnus BROKE INTO THE BUREAU OF BALANCE JAIL AND KIDNAPPED TWO PEOPLE SO HE COULD TALK TO PRINGLES
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Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!
hes from an alternate timeline
the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory
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erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body
“some sort of gel emerged”
AHAHAHA OH WOW
“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”MY GOD
YAY IT’S BACK ON MY DASH
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here’s what happens when you tell an artist that their design looks like another character design:
-if it’s a character they know, they will feel ashamed and worried that they subconsciously ripped off the design. they will not want to draw that design anymore
-if it’s a character they don’t know, they will become fearful that other people who don’t know them are going to look at their design and think that they ripped it off anyway and they will not want to draw that design anymore
-it’s not a compliment
-it just makes us feel bad
-stop
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my boy
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