Silver Tongue

Feb 11

at least they took their glasses off

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dark-haired-hamlet:
There are n*zis on campus rn and a student brought out like a 1997 boombox and started blasting Taking The Hobbits to Isengard every time they tried to say something.
“Those who do not share our genes -THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS - THE MASTER RACE - TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD - AND I BELIEVE - THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE-”
Chaotic good

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hexmaniacmareen:

hexmaniacmareen:
alright but why use alpha and omega or nobles and peasants when you can just
do straight up classes
“YOU’RE NOT DATING A ROGUE! THIS IS A FAMILY OF TANKS AND HEALERS ONLY!”

“I’m sorry ma’am but it seems your baby is a… hunter”
“how could this happen i did everything right”
“are you sure your husband isnt…. dual classing behind your back?”
*sobbing*

“YOU’RE A WIZARD YOU CAN’T DATE A BARBARIAN THATS JUST UNNATURAL! THINK ABOUT YOUR STAT DISTRIBUTION!”
“look you’re my friend and i cant just sit around and see you mingle with a… subclass”
“the holy codex says clerics and paladins not clerics and necromancers, jeffrey.”
“he’s a third edition druid his buffs last for like 10 minute cindy, its not worth it”

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protectignisscientia asked: How 'bout a bloodswapped Sollux? And if you want a specific blood color, how 'bout making him candy red?

clock-heart:

hell yes

fantastic-mister-goat asked: Hey so i p much love you and was curious if you were still doing requests? uh, if so, could you do a chub chub terepy?

quibbs:

of course!!!!

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grumpshiptrash:

Show of hands, who else’s entire ass belongs to Nintendo

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kingdedede:

this was literally so ahead of it’s time like…she beat everyone to the kermit revival by 5 years and y’all will STILL not give her credit for it…like always

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Anonymous asked: for a malachite pregnancy, would it show on the upper torso or the lower torso?

chaoticaphrodisiac:

chaoticaphrodisiac:
chaoticaphrodisiac:
lower?? big pregnant cat belly. Or maybe both torsos! labor would just take hella long, those kits have to travel far lol
i’ll have to draw this hmmmm
i wasn’t kidding about the preggers in both torsos thing lol