bureau of balance employees who have never interacted with tres horny boys: wow.. the reclaimers are so cool…. the saviors of our organization
bureau employees who are forced to interact with thb on more than a monthly basis: taako broke into my office the other day and emptied all my staplers and sat on my filing cabinet throwing individual staples at me for five hours
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you come to my house. you see this.
“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.
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rosenrot234 asked: Maybe doodle some simple rat designs?
spinoodle rat
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I made a small short sad gay mermaid comic that I just so happened to finish on coming out day!
is this like a mermaid version of the gift of the magi? because that is super cute and stuff
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Don’t even try to tell me this isn’t awesome!
Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch
Source?
episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.
Patrick was cold for that
And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING
EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend
real friends……how many of us?
And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son
Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini
Psyche!! His birthday is February 26th. Hez a Pisces. http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Patrick_Star
Oop!!!
And when he convinced spongebob he was ugly
that time gary left spongebob for the cookie in patrick pocket and patrick aint have no issue claimin that lil nigga as his own
When Patrick and Spongebob had a baby and Patrick’s lying ass wasn’t going to work and was eating sundaes at his house!!
Patrick ain’t bout shit
Here for the Patrick drag @mysticdragoonzeref
Don’t do this to me!!!!!!! and the fact that spongebob is a cancer is making me even more upset
😂😂😂😂😂
Don’t forget that he keeps an embarrassing picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party stored in a box!
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