Silver Tongue

Feb 10

tophatfloof:
rosalui:
karnsway:
memecucker:
do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

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When someone asks you if you wanna go out for fried chicken

tsunglasses:

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besturlonhere:

arineat:
tryingtodisappearcompletely:
God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.
OMFG
i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

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memedad:

jurassic park: jeff goldblum walks seductively towards a big pile of dinosaur shit

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chefpyro:

On the bus. Dude in seat across from me is holding a bag of sliced bread and a jar of cheese spread. Dude keeps grabbing slices of bread, ripping pieces off, dipping them in the cheese, and eating them. I can’t stop staring. He sees me watching. He smirks and continues eating. I am mortified.

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bun-candy:

i love blue and yellow diamond they’re so good

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pibmo:

i miss mean nasty troll girls so much!!!

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