Silver Tongue

Aug 20

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ibelieveinthelittletreetopper:
chum-personable:
pyreo:
nobodytoldthehorse:
hihiyas:
the-devils-dandy:
amuseoffyre:
afoxnamedmulder:
“Which author would you want to bring into 2015″ is such a hard question to answer I mean you could watch Arthur Conan Doyle despair over everything Sherlock Holmes within the last century or you could present Douglas Adams with an iPad
I would quite like to unleash Dickens on the Tories.
imagine William Shakespeare in the age of social media. 24/7 supreme dick jokes and the world celebrates.
Victor Hugo vs Twitter’s 140 character limit
Okay but Oscar Wilde on Instagram
Give Asimov an actual real robot
Show Lovecraft a mixed-race president and watch him shit himself in fear and anger
Poor George Orwell. “I wasn’t writing a fucking instruction manual.”
I would like Jesus to clear up a few things

How about davinci so he can see cool inventions that actually work.

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masterkfox:

pepperandpals:
thepacificparrotlet:
Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo
This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.
Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)

(Source: flock-talk, via thatsthat24)

railroadsoftware:

Ancient Greek guy talking to Ancient Greek artist: so what kind of art do you do?
Ancient Greek artist: handsome muscle boys
Ancient Greek guy: nice, love that

(via dan-mcneely)

kurokuro05:

I have come to the conclusion that Equius Zahhak and Kageyama Shigeo are essentially the same person because they both:
Like milk
Associated with ‘100%’
Uncontrollably physically/psychically strong
Have green companions
Never intentionally hurt a person/troll thus far
Have an admiration for muscles
Nerd hair

(Source: kurokuro08, via dan-mcneely)

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(Source: epic-divorceman)

snarky-gourmet:

͡° ) Don’t.
͜ʖ ͡° ) Stop.
͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Me.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) Now.
Don’t stop me…
‘cause I’m having a good time ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ HAVING A GOOD TIME ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ

(via irailleth-archive)

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