Silver Tongue

Feb 08

the-awkward-latina:

mehofkirkwall:

Children: [have thoughts, ideas, and emotions]

Adults: You must be this old to count as a person with intelligent thoughts and feelings.

Where is the lie

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lameprlncess:

this horse drawn carriage is terrible. why did i ever let that horse have art lessons?? it doesnt even know how to hold a pencil let alone draw a wagon 

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current-shitboy:

me: im so tired of discourse
me: who wants to hear my controversial opinions and then fist fight about it in a dark alley way at 3:26pm

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flimflamflummox:

chefpyro:

when she says she doesnt know where the black market is

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When some crazy old man looks for a black market in the Space Mall

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mrbenwyatt:

ghostcongregation:

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

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canadad:

just-shower-thoughts:

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

how and where can i return myself

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lilmisscheekbones:

Whenever I see a survey result about the average amount of time a person spends online daily I kinda worry I’m Internet Georg

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