Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.
Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose
Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.
are you suggesting coconuts migrate
They do indeed. They’re apparently an invasive species.
my favorite part of capitalism is the slippery slope of knock off cereal branding devolving from catchy, colorful names to literal descriptions of what’s inside the box
when youre describing your product as ‘spheres’ youve reached critical mass
No, this is great. Product labels focused more on explaining what the product is than on branding are good. I sure wouldn’t have guessed that some small circular cereal would contain lots of oats if they weren’t called “Fruity Oat Rounds” unless I specifically went around looking for oat-rich cereals.
Also, store brands are great. They’re typically cheaper than name-brand goods without a significant corresponding drop in quality. Maybe they hire fewer branding consultants and run fewer ad campaigns and that’s why they’re cheaper? IDK.
It would all be worth it just for the global running joke of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter! knock-offs.
Still waiting for someone to put out “Butter With Chinese Characteristics.“
Character who usually has their hair up:
*lets their hair down*
Me:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Character who usually lets their hair down:
*ties up their hair*
Me:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quickly clicking thru a game grumps playlist to figure out which episode you left off at:
hey im grump im not so hey im grump hey im hey im grump hey im hey hey im g hey hey hey hey im grump im n hey im
Aesthetic: Robots Who Shun Their Violent Programming To Find Peace Within Nature Instead
