Silver Tongue

Feb 08

lightlybow:

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gokuma:

lightlybow:

Them: Oh you don’t want this cat. He’s wild and he bites everyone and he’ll never just sit nicely in your lap. He’s a project cat. 

 Me: That’s okay, I’m a project person. 

 Two weeks later:

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He won’t leave.

@donskoi

Tell us your secret oh great kitty whisperer.

Step one: let him hide or shy away from you if he wants to. He wouldn’t let me touch him for a couple days after we got back from the shelter. His comfort was more important than me getting to touch him.

Step two: make yourself nonthreatening. In my case this meant being very quiet, bringing food and lying down on the ground within his eyesight as an invitation to investigate.

Step three: watch his body language and don’t do things that make him uncomfortable. Turns out my cat often bit when he was overstimulated so I made sure not to overwhelm him.

Step four: draw lines, but not with brute force. Even though his biting wasn’t meant to hurt, I wanted to make sure he wouldn’t injure anyone in the future. So I decided when he bit me, I’d yelp “ow!” And then withdraw all physical contact for a few minutes, sometimes leaving the room. Now he never bites, but sometimes he puts his teeth on my hand and then thinks better of it.

Step five: provide a good outlet for destructive behaviors. Aka PLAY WITH HIM, SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.

Step six: be patient.

Step seven: get lucky and somehow pick up the best cat in the entire shelter. I don’t know how it happened but he’s a godsend. He’s literally cuddled me out of a panic attack. We both really needed each other.

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clientsfromhell:

I was recently hired by a small local library to help with advertising the events they held. I was surprised at how many great things they sponsored, since I live in the area and had never heard of any of them. The first one I went to, two people showed up outside the library staff.

Me: Well, whatever ads you were putting out before aren’t very effective. What have you been doing to get the word out?

Client: We put out a sign in front of the library the day before and of the event. 

Me: Okay, what else?

Client: That’s it.

Sure enough, as I was leaving I spotted a 3'x3’ sign standing in front of the library. It wasn’t even visible from the main road.

I guess this means they’re actually perfect  clients because I can really help them out, but I still can’t believe it.


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calming

Feb 07

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lets go buy tomaotoes 

Okay like I really didn’t mean to spell tomatoes wrong. I’m seriously crying so hard right now? I didn’t mean to hurt you lgbt community

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