Futuristic humanity resides underground, with no one having been to the surface in thousands of years. Recently, large tremors have been detected that originate near the surface. A team is sent up to investigate.
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If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.
FUCKING GET THE HELL OUT
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can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
this post is one of the biggest mistakes of my career
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wow steven’s new weapon is pretty cool
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Anonymous asked: bastion is a depressed robot who suffers PTSD and his only way of coping is the bird who befriended him. I JUST WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY.
OMG YES EVERYONE NEEDS A FRIEND LIKE GANYMEDE, WHO CAN’T BE HAPPY WITH THIS BIRB FRIEND