accidentally typing b) instead of B)
sapphire is the kind of gay that will randomly call things she likes gay with absolutely no lead in to the statement
Pearl: Ah, Sapphire! I just finished fixing the clock on Steven’s microwave!
Sapphire: I see.
Sapphire:
Sapphire: Moths are gay.
on the flip side ruby is the kind of gay to dramatically, sarcastically proclaim even the slightest inconvenience to her as anti-gay
Ruby: WET SOCKS ARE HOMOPHOBIC
Amethyst: … explain
Ruby: IM GAY AND THEY MAKE MY GAY FEET FEEL GROSS AND ALSO I HATE THEM
Amethyst: …………. true
randy fandom grab your sticks
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accidentally typing b) instead of B)
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From a cutscene in Mario Teaches Typing 2.
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thinkin’ about how asriel is a kid and kids are brats
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okay but also can we talk about the episode where natasha was a vampire
and she
ran into a mirror
because she couldn’t see her own reflection and just
knocked herself out
This is the best piece of vampire fiction I have ever laid eyes on
there was a golden age superman comic where someone called a hit out on clark kent, and so a sniper tried to shoot him while he was out having lunch with lois
except he’s fucking superman so the bullets just fell off his chest into his lunch and clark just had to pretend nothing happened and hope lois wouldn’t notice that someone just fucking shot him
the hitman thinks maybe he just missed and gets ready to shoot him again, but then he’s watching through the scope as clark starts to eat the fucking bullets to hide the fucking evidence, acting like everything is totally normal as he noshes down on lead
dude just packs his shit up and leaves town because reporters in this city eat bullets for lunch and he’s not fucking with that no way no how
