Throwback to that one time I went to a murder mystery Halloween party where we were given characters who correlated with colors and were told to dress in those colors and one dude showed up dressed as Ted Cruz
Okay I found the photos
So he wasn’t just dressed as Ted Cruz, but he had made a mask of Ted Cruz with a detached mouth that was taped to his chin so it would move when he talked and it was every bit as horrifying as it sounds/looks
Here he is attempting to drink a beer through the mask. His goal was to not take the mask off at all
i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference
No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
…okay, so was anybody going to tell me that the comic is based on a novel (by the same author) that had industry giants like Andy Weir (”The Martian”) singing its praises??? And was illustrated by Vincent Proce??????
I had a dream the other night where valve announced they were deleting tf2 forever effective immediately, and you posted a picture of pyro (I think?) saluting while looking really fucked up and wrinkly with text that said something like "it's been an honor, gents". I'm not requesting you draw this, I just thought you'd find that funny. I've also never played tf2 in my life, so that's something.
