Silver Tongue

Feb 07

chefpyro:
“ chefpyro:
“when it’s tuesday and there’s no meme to post about it
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I’M A FOOL, POST CANCELLED ”

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

when it’s tuesday and there’s no meme to post about it

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I’M A FOOL, POST CANCELLED

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touuya:

su stans: but th characters being off model is intentional uwuwu its a stylistic choise uwuwu it gives storyboarders th freedom to use their own styles uwuwu who cares if connie suddenly has a big head or if lapis grew 3 feet in between scenes uwuwu

wbb:

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the-entire-furry-fandom:

“im not white, im furry” is the most mindshattering thing i’ve read in a while

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soupery:

mmmmnn martin & finn’s characters are just. really interesting to me tbh heres me rambling a bunch

martin always pushes his problems away and never looks back? found his long lost son? just escape the citadel. dooming a whole species in The Visitor? gotta build this rocket. nope. bye. see ya (x)

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but then finn realizes this, gets mad at him about it and launches him into space, but it doesn’t really leave him unscathed because now when he messes up he thinks, shit, i’m selfish like my dad

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but he’s really not like his dad, because finn was Literally offered the choice to escape all his troubles and burdens and finn accepted that he couldn’t run away from everything and decided to accept everything in his life, the good and the bad, while his dad just. chose to fling himself off their plane of existence

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(and semi unrelated but finn Does know how to face his mistakes and apologize for them, Bun Bun was a great episode)

the really fun thing i like is that when he realizes this, finn tries to use it to help others (helper genes hell yeah!!) and tells the other humans in the islands that it’s okay to feel pain, it’s okay to have troubles in your life and face them with everything else. (like frieda believed in, i guess. there’s more to life than just pure happiness, and that’s okay, that’s what makes it great)

it’s something martin could never do, it’s something finn learned to embrace, and it’s really fun to watch and god i love adventure time good fucking BYE

edit: semi unrelated too but finn and minnie’s dynamic is also pretty cool bc while finn learns to balance the good and the bad minnie doesn’t take problems very well either

she throws herself away (literally) into her Helper work and insists finn stays at the islands so he’ll never be hurt again

so, anyway, finn is great, and i rly love AT’s take on the Life’s A Big Grey Mess moral

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

bewbin:

5eonsol:

bewbin:

*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*

Just take the train 😊

how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?

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jeelibeeli:
“i love this boy
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jeelibeeli:

i love this boy

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clientsfromhell:

I was working as a freelance contractor, fixing up care homes for a while. It was a cash-in-hand sort of job and people always wanted to get away as cheap as they could. One particular job took the cake!

Me: A job of this magnitude will cost you about £XXXX.

Client: I’ve worked construction my whole life. I know this won’t cost more than £300 in materials. What do you want for just the labor? I’ll pay the materials!

Me: I want £XXXX [a third of my original quote] for labor, but unless you have the same kind of contacts I do, you won’t get away cheaper if you buy materials yourself.

Client: Nonsense. I’ll pay you £XXXX (£400 under my lowest quote). I bet I won’t even spend £300!

Me: Ok, but I want £200 deposit.

Client: I don’t have more than £200 on me right now. You’ll have to wait until Monday for the deposit. Use these 200 today for materials!

I had traveled across the country for this job and already spent £50 on travel just for the quote, so I begrudgingly accepted what I thought was a 4 day job, starting over the weekend and ending on the Tuesday.

Monday comes, and the client takes me to buy more materials.

Me: What about that deposit? I really need that money now.

Client: Well, this cost more than I thought. I don’t have that much cash on me, it all went to materials.

At this point we had spent more than £1000 on materials, and weren’t even halfway there. Because the client insisted on only bringing £1000 at a time, we could only get so much materials each day, and had to work on a day-to-day basis with what we got. At the end, we spent 8 days working that job, because the materials kept trickling in, instead of getting it all at once. I finish up and head home, leaving an invoice on the client’s desk along with all receipts. A week later I call to see why I hadn’t gotten paid yet (and this includes the deposit).

Client: Well, you took twice as long as you said you would and the materials cost more than 10 times what we agreed on, so I’m not going to pay you.

This is why I’m no longer working as a freelance contractor!


> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

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halbeary:

interstellarsentience:

birditude:

interstellarsentience:

once upon a time young young teenage me used to write fan fiction like my life depended on it, new fics every week and I had no idea there was someone out there printing out my fics and putting them in a box to read when they needed something to cheer them up

anyways fast forward to 20 year old me on my third date with Emily and she mentions offhand that she’s got this box of fic she printed out and saved

it’s a few months later after that and she shows me one of the fics in the box and holy shit that’s my garbage fic from so long ago

anyways my point is life is a fucking trip my dude

i still remember when we found this out. i don’t think either of us stopped yelling for hours

look it’s been eight years and I’m still like LMAO I MARRIED A FAN

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever read in my whole life

imagine your OTP

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