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I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
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save her
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who needs people when you have a nice chunk of meat —
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just found out yosemite isnt pronounced yo-sem-it-ee which is just dumb lets all do it my way instead
then how it it pronounced wtf
yoz-o-mite
you’ve gotta be shitting me
i’ll call it yo seh mitty until the day i die
LOONEY TUNES LIED TO ME!
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carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
carpe significat productionem - seize the means of production
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