Silver Tongue

Feb 06

chordsofsteel:
“bye
”

chordsofsteel:

bye

(via taffybuns)

I hate my state. This is a fucking Jimmy johns.

I hate my state. This is a fucking Jimmy johns.

wumblr:
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wumblr:

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(via wuffleton)

wuffleton:
“Only if you’re an actual idiot and don’t turn on MMS conversion for long texts (which most Android flavors do by default). Or try to send shit when you know you don’t have cell service (because SMS inherently doesn’t keep track of order)....

wuffleton:

Only if you’re an actual idiot and don’t turn on MMS conversion for long texts (which most Android flavors do by default). Or try to send shit when you know you don’t have cell service (because SMS inherently doesn’t keep track of order). Oh woe be that a mobile OS that runs on a variety of hardware and networks actually uses open standards that’ve been around for years instead of inventing their proprietary, incompatible extensions to it that only work with hardware from that vendor or a certain version of the OS.

Have fun with your lack of a headphone jacks and shattered screens Apple fanatics. Not even Gorilla glass can save you tbh.

(via wuffleton)

chefpyro:

pansexual-pirate-seeks-all-booty:

chefpyro:

hellsite-hq:

chefpyro:

im gonna name my next dog “dogg” (with two g’s)

Why did you have to clarify it has two g’s after spelling it with two g’s

no his name is “dogg” (with two g’s)

So wait, his name is “"dogg” (with two g’s)“ with three g’s?

no, his name isn’t  “"dogg” (with two g’s)“ with three g’s, that’s a terrible name.

it’s “dogg” (with two g’s).

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rosexknight:
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
”

rosexknight:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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unsaltedwaters:
“ PULL THE LEVER KRONK
”

unsaltedwaters:

PULL THE LEVER KRONK

(via officialkeikoandgilly)

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shurtbalswasherefirst:
“ blahhaus:
“ Summoned
” ”

shurtbalswasherefirst:

blahhaus:

Summoned

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(via pembrokewkorgi)

constable-frozen:
“Moana!
”

constable-frozen:

Moana!