Silver Tongue

Aug 17

I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

tom-at-the-farm:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

crimewave420:

sexywalmartdad:

kramergate:

rasec-wizzlbang:

thewinterschnauzer:

redamancer:

thewinterschnauzer:

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate

No one pulled the damn thing in

In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self

Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate

Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill

Jack and Jill was a documentary you fucking idiot

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Listen here cum-slut

HERE IT IS FUCK

Listen here cum-sluts, do you really mean to tell me this literally iconic post of a generation only has 13,000 something notes

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that this post is probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream with this last reblog?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

I can’t believe I get to see it with on my own dash finally.

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insanitysrequiem:
“ HEROES NEVER DIE
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insanitysrequiem:

HEROES NEVER DIE

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givemeyourtired:

satoshi01:

boyonetta:

ranametal:

ppdvriska:

boyonetta:

Can we stop confusing, “This makes me, personally, uncomfortable,” with, “This is bad, this is problematic?”

Because not everything that makes someone uncomfortable is a crime against humanity.

im like relatively sure op is talking abt fic abuse here + excused fic abuse recently + hes a supporter/apologist of known pedophiles like steven-universe-official

YIKES i knew something was up go to hell op

i’m a csa/molestation survivor you fucking expired cartons of milk

THESE CURDS ARE DUMB

But this is a perfect example of what OP was talking about, like spot fucking on.

OP says something logical but deemed uncomfortable with the tumblr SJW crowd, and they conflate it to being ‘problematic’ automatically and start going for any type of callout available. In this case, being a follower of steven-universe-official who’s allegedly also problematic, and that OP ‘supports abuse’ just because he realises that fictional abuse in a story is not real-life abuse and is not seeking to censor fictional abuse in stories.

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darc-la-farse:
“ I love the Rubys so much here they are in business casual wear.
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darc-la-farse:

I love the Rubys so much here they are in business casual wear. 

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fakepreme:

saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:

66point6:

saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:

66point6:

saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:

when she goes to undo my belt but i already nutted in my shorts

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This is the saddest shit ive ever read

shit guys I just got my ass fried up im have to delete

Absolutely fucking demolished

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sike bitch

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get ready for the Speed Nut™

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thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said

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