Silver Tongue

Aug 17

Anonymous asked: draw a creature that is a mix of two words that rhyme

iguanamouth:

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life imitates meep morp

(Source: nymphodeces, via taffybuns)

snejkha:
“ I hope they are ok
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snejkha:

I hope they are ok

(via taffybuns)

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How it probably happened

adurot:

sixfootblue:

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If my guess is right, that should have busted into seven pieces.

(Source: oldsfbblog, via adurot)

mr-elementle:

mr-elementle:

broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

A Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according to “The devil went down to Georgia” where the Devil offers a fiddle of gold as an equal bet against a soul.

assuming a fiddle weighs about 450 grams and is primarily made out of spruce and maple. The density of spruce is 0.43 g/cm3, and the density of maple is 0.6 g/cm3. As an estimation, we’ll just average these and suppose that the average density of the material of a violin is 0.515g/cm3. so If the Fiddle weighs 450 g and has a density of 0.515 g/cm3, that means that the volume of the wood of the Fiddle is 873.8 cm3. Our hypothetical golden prize had gold in lieu of wood. So 873.8 cm3 of gold weighs 16.9 kg — almost forty pounds! — or 543.3 troy ounces. 

Since the selling price of gold today is $1215.40 per ounce that gives us our value, but as for cupcakes it’s a little harder, most cupcakes sell for $2.50 to $4.00 at a bake shop, so let’s average that to $3.25, some simple division and we get our answer

Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over.

when the fuck did i do this? i have no memory of this

so you’re saying if me and my one of my friends sell our souls for money, we can buy a decent house, a car and some pets and live happily? Where the fuck do I sell my soul?

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Aug 16

lowoncliches:

bankuei:

meagan-hood:

kyidyl:

why-bless-your-heart:

HOSPITALS. ARE. ALREADY. REQUIRED. UNDER. LAW. TO. PROVIDE. LIFE. SAVING. EMERGENCY. CARE. REGARDLESS. OF. ABILITY. TO. PAY. OR. EVEN. CITIZENSHIP.

Stop acting like Americans have no access to emergency healthcare unless we socialize medicine.

IF. YOU. GO. AND. CAN’T. PAY. YOU’RE. STILL. THOUSANDS. IN. DEBT. THIS. IS. NOT. ACCESS.

This hospital in my city just threw out a homeless man

The hospital which took me in after I collapsed from the fist sized tumor over my heart, released me after refusing to diagnose it as cancer, which would have forced them to give me some kind of treatment. The doctor at the county hospital which took me in looked at their tests and said, “this is CLEARLY cancer, why didn’t they diagnose it? We can’t let you leave.”

Hospitals find ways when they want to, to avoid helping people when they want to.

“Oh that’s illegal, you should sue” “ with what money and how will I get the time and energy when I’m busy recovering from chemo?”

People who can’t afford treatment also can’t afford to protect their rights.

Absolutely this: “People who can’t afford treatment also can’t afford to protect their rights.”

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Callout post

kilalabunnies:

@silver-tongues-blog has a smely butt :U

u lie, I just took a shower four week ago!

(Source: demon-space-boi)

memeufacturing:
“ man *waking up from 12 year coma*: excuse me…. Doctor… ive been asleep for so long….. can you please…. bring me a newspaper… so i can better understand the current world…
doctor: no i absolutely fucking cannot do that
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memeufacturing:

man *waking up from 12 year coma*: excuse me…. Doctor… ive been asleep for so long….. can you please…. bring me a newspaper… so i can better understand the current world… 
doctor: no i absolutely fucking cannot do that 

(via deep-sea-prince)

neoperks:

Can’t wait for the Sun and Moon anime episode where the crew comes across a mimikyu and Ash’s dumb ass actually thinks it’s a pikachu and pikachu looks at his trainer and realizes after this many years that he made a mistake

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