Silver Tongue

Feb 05

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mint-and-love:

space-cakees:

I made a cow and I love him to death

FUCK FAM JUST YES

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

honeyotu:

when your team is rude so you watch them all die while begging for heals

I’m 100% this petty.

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fvace:

“hold your horses”

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ooga:

spookygayharpist:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

thats because its a fucking adjective and you don’t conjugate fuking adjectives like this is the same for literally every adjective ever like goddamn why i gotta be the damn elementary school teacher on this website

you will be stinky 

you are stinky

you were stinky

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS TRULY STINKY, THEY NEVER REALLY STOP

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kariki:

notentirelymediocre:

finallyfrontiered:

sociallysnapjodie:

egobus:

boyfriend requirements: 

• is a feminist
  
• not a racist 
• dances (not necessarily well) 
  
• is a cutie
  
• is not a murderer 
  
• likes puppies 

yes cause obviously if someone is not a feminist they are obviously scum (sarcasm)

• Isn’t that guy
  

Man the bar could not get any lower and yet some men still can’t reach it.

The bar was an inch above the ground and the guy dug a hole to avoid it.

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