Elder scrolls bosmer in lore: easygoing friendly charming wood elves who practice ritualistic cannibalism out of religious duty to their main god and have a major mad-on for protecting the forest out of said religious obligation. can transform into some lovecraftian-esque murder machines to utterly annihilate their enemies and each other in times of extreme danger. Badass archers and assassin’s who make weapons out of skin and bones. Have the highest population of all elves because they like to fuck a lot.
Cartoon Network watching Steven Universe become more and more story-focused and less suited to re-runs of random episodes as new viewers would be completely lost
Wait, so if no one’s Lazy in Lazy Town, does this mean everyone in HornyTown is Ace? And GreedyTown is really generous?? What would the other towns be like under these circumstances???
Well, the people in LazyTown were all lazy until Sportacus showed up and showed everyone how to be not-lazy. So the real question should be, does GreedyTown have a Giveacus? Does FlavorTown have a Blandacus?? Are all these towns being influenced by elves of presumably varying colors???
