“ha ha im really glad youre not like those weirdos with weird sexual fantasies!”
me:
“ha ha im really glad youre not like those weirdos with weird sexual fantasies!”
me:
Please explain
Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll
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do we all just know this
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no offense but the art on steven universe looks more and more like crtl+alt+del every day
see?
all that’s missing is The Mouth
cursed post
I was thinking more of one punch man
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dicks out for newpussycat
what’s newpussycat
WHOA WHOA OOOHH
you need 21 plays of it first with one play of its not unusual after the seventh.
marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song
not to be cynical about true love but could anything really sound better than boney m’s rasputin
marry someone who is russia’s greatest love machine then
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Walk Of Fame To Remove Trump’s Star Because People Keep Peeing On It? -
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