person a: bada bing
person b: bada boomWhen the father walks his daughter down the isle: AAAAAYYY IM WALKIN HERE
(via taffybuns)
I’m upset
Yeah, can I get a fuckin’ uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh machine broke
Void Juice®
(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)
Look at this filthy homestuck that wandered into my messenger.
why dont we have multiplayer dreams
“You can’t do that.”
“*Sigh* Roll for it.”
You forgot: “This is ludicrous and would never work…. please please roll I need to see this happen.”
^ Always be THAT DM!
(via afallenwolf)
Shakira Law
Do we start with:
1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings
2. “Shakira Law”
3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.
4. “Free Islamic Donut”
5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.
(via thetimeisneveright)
We were funnier in 2010 than we are now
how is this 2010 if thats an iphone 6
