Silver Tongue

Feb 02

clientsfromhell:

About 15 years ago I was contracted to design a business card for a client. The front of the card was to be a full-sized image of him holding his briefcase. These were the early days of digital cameras and the picture he sent was not great quality. I asked for another photo but he said to go ahead with what I had so I created the card to his specs.

Client: Hey, the card looks great but I have a question. Is there a reason why my eyes are closed?

Me: Yes. There is.

Client: Oh really? Why is that now?

Me: Because when you took the picture, your eyes were closed.

 He hung up on me and never called me again. 


> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

crazyassassin76:

It must suck being the second generation of a post apocalyptic world cause like half the population is gonna be named Hope or some shit

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Reblog if you’re a Hufflepuff.

stuckwith-harry:

gryffindor | ravenclaw | slytherin

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heir-conditioning:
“ nutty45:
“Soldier 76 vs 76 soldiers
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unstoppable force vs immovable object
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I like that one of the soldiers is a spy

heir-conditioning:

nutty45:

Soldier 76 vs 76 soldiers

unstoppable force vs immovable object

I like that one of the soldiers is a spy

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Anonymous asked: does leijons have long cat tails?

officialspec:

nop!!! they have natural Nubs but nepeta lost hers while hunting so equius made her a Better One

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