Silver Tongue

Feb 01

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clientsfromhell:

I am an architect by trade, and also do a lot of graphic design freelance.

Client: Could you please make me a sign for the local sports arena to promote my business?

Me: Sure no problem, I will base it on the monochrome design we did on your company cars.

Client: Perfect.

I submit the design for approval.

Client: This is great but could you please make my logo a mirror foil like on the cars instead of white?

Me: I could, but if we do that you wouldn’t be able to see the graphics because the ceiling of the arena is black. The mirror foil will reflect the ceiling and look black against the black background of the sign.

Client: I would like the design of my promotional material to be consistent, please make the graphics in a silver foil on the sign.

Me: I really have to advise against that, how about a silver metallic foil instead?

Client: I really want the mirror foil. Please just do what I ask!

The sign is delivered and mounted. A few days later:

Client: (furious). What the fuck have you done? The sign looks like a black rectangle on the wall, the graphics are almost invisible!

Me:

Client: I’m not paying for this!

Me: Well you already have, so….

Client: ….

Me: ….

Client: *click*

He called back a few days later, and ordered a sign with black background and white graphics. He paid up front.


> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

shittyideas:

name your children aaron, erin and eren.

and then name the dog arin

adventures-in-fadewalking:

extremelyunlikely:

its-myst:

cm8x-insanity:

nukewolf:

sirdragneel:

artfulaveryhofferd:

strampunch:

fairytail-angel:

verityglasses:

combthecombel:

pokemon-chick-1personalblog:

strampunch:

mobians-and-emeralds:

coffeeandcursewords:

usedtobehmc:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

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oh boy…….

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Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

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Observe…

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This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

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And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

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I must test it.

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Nothing happening so far…

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HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

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What in the world?

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Oh why not? This should be interesting.

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Here we go!

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Were all mad here in Underland!

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What the hell! Never Again!

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… Actually …

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One more time.

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Alright, I gotta try this!

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Can’t be that bad!


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….

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…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

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Okay Clearly something is up.

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Hmm… I wonder

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I’m sure nothing could possibly…

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HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

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I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

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we’ve reached the ultimatum

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND IT BECAME BETTER

I see this post every couple of months and it never ceases to make me laugh like a fucking dolphin

(via afallenwolf)

joshua-wright:
“ Sir Corpse’s real name revealed! (also he has a brother.)
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joshua-wright:


Sir Corpse’s real name revealed! (also he has a brother.)

(via afallenwolf)

brittsart:
“I always love designing outfits for Marceline
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brittsart:

I always love designing outfits for Marceline

(via taffybuns)

legs-are-just-for-show:

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

i dont mean to be dramatic but i heard club penguin was shutting down so i logged on and the dang iceberg is finally tipping after 11 years

had to see it for my own eyes to fulfill my ten year old dream

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#club penguin good ending speedrun (11 years)

(via taffybuns)

D&D monster concept

moribunny:

mindfulwrath:

Non-newtonian slimes

Hitting them harder does less damage

Their AC is 13 and you have to roll below it to hit

especially effective against high-level players

FUCK

(via bloodsbane)

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