i cannot believe 5 times more people than needed signed this petition, so now our parliament have to sit and debate and respond to a petition that says ‘fine, if the stale ass cheeto has to come to our country then fine, but for the love of god don’t make the Queen have to endure his company’
(here’s the petition if ur a UK citizen or resident and want to sign it)
bright! colourful! a victim of apple’s love of the blur tool and gradients but shes doing her best! 3/5
a sturdy boy with a golden horn! a bit plain but otherwise charming! 4/5
this guys a bit of a show off, the kinda guy who shows up to a party uninvited and starts telling you stories of all the princesses hes granted wishes for and then gets mad when you ask him to leave. 1/5
just a simple unicorn trying to get by, soft and kindhearted!! she’ll share her magic with you and not ask for anything back, if you’re lucky she’ll show you were to pick the best berries 5/5
soft and cute but all i want is for them to please stop staring at me 3/5
the kind of unicorn that can only be summoned by gay wizards in the most dire of situations. hes also gay 6/5
a minimalistic and bright pal, their stare might be cold and dead but thats just because theyre planning a really great surprise 4/5
a punk lesbian unicorn, she listens to thrash metal and captures the hearts of every gay horse from here to venus 5/5
this unicorn is perfect in every way. elegant, graceful, ethereal. she’s perfect 10/5
fandom:
WANTON MISTRESS OF THE NIGHT, RETURN TO THE SHADOWS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR SELFISHNESS PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND
